Please help me! I am being held hostage in Missouri. They are tourchering me with their 55 MPH speed limits, dilapidated tourists towns and grey scenery. There is virtually no celluar service and it is shotty at best when passing through the ghost towns.
Someone bothered to take a scensus when there are seriously more birds than humans living here. Also MOdot sucks! But you don't have to take my word for it because there are signs all along the highway providing the only reading material, saying just that.
Dear lord we made it across the Mississippi river! I am able to post this blog thanks to the state of Tennessee. Seriously, we crossed a bridge and got service back, go figure.