Alright, enough with my babbling here is the recipe and instructions.
Add 1 tsp of honey to 2 tsp of brown sugar.
Add a little drop of oil to your measuring spoon before you put the honey in it and it will come out smooth.
Microwave on high for 30 seconds and let it cool for 5 minutes.
While you are waiting, cut up some scrap fabric into strips.
Next apply the sugar wax to your problem areas in the direction of the hair growth. Mustache, eyebrows, armpits, toes, what have you. Although I would suggest making more if you are going to do your legs.
Brace yourself and pull against the hair growth.
Eww, uni-brow hair.
And mustache fuzz, no more!
Have fun! And no, I didn't cry.